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Jeffrey Cook's Home Page |
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DARE TO BE BORED! |
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Welcome to the world's most boring web page. Soon this page, indeed the entire site, will be positively brimming with the most pathetically dull and abjectly stupid assortment of inane dribble ever to disgrace the internet, which I invented, by the way.
Actually there are parts of this site that are not at all boring, and in fact are downright exciting! But you'll never see those parts, unless of course you send me all of your money immediately. After which I'll deposit your money in my handy Swiss bank account and inform you apologetically that the pages you wish to view are currently unavailable. While this may sound cruel and unfair, I assure you that it is in fact downright criminal. But life is hard, and this will be a valuable lesson to you. |
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Specifications:
Height: 6' 0" Weight: 160 lbs. Age: All theories welcome. Hair: Real. I swear. Eyes: Two, one on each side of the nose.
Favorite Hobbies: Hiking, camping, backpacking, rock climbing, alpine mountaineering, genaology, writing, philosophy, road rage, ignoring people. |
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Suggested Reading:
Feature Page: Wheeler Peak, New Mexico, July 13, 2008 Feature Page: Mt. Elbert, Colorado, July 16, 2008 Feature Page: Quandary Peak, Colorado, July 18, 2008 Feature Page: Some Cute Residents of Quandary Peak Feature Page: Longs Peak, Colorado, July 22, 2008 (under construction)
Cheyenne's Piano Recital, September 29, 2007 (Warning: 75 MB video--could take a while to download!) Rocky Mountain National Park, August 20-26, 2007 Longs Peak, Colorado, August 24, 2007 Columbia River Gorge, Oregon, July 2007 Mt. San Gorgonio, June 16-17 2007 Cheyenne's Clavinova Performance, Dec. 19, 2006 Danielle's Clavinova Performance, Dec. 13, 2006 Mount Wrightson, Dec 3, 2006 Fall Colors in Oak Creek Canyon (2004-2006) Humphreys Peak, October 31, 2006 Zion National Park, Oct. 12-15, 2006 Inner Basin, San Francisco Peaks, Oct. 1, 2006 Inner Basin, San Fransisco Peaks, Sep. 24, 2006 Four Peaks, August 20, 2006 Mt. Whitney, July 1-4 2006 Mt. San Gorgonio, June 10-11, 2006 Glacier National Park, May 27-31, 2006 Mount Whitney, July 7-9 2005 Humphreys Peak Alpine, April 3, 2005 Mount Hood, May 18, 2002 Humphreys Peak Alpine Video, April 13, 2000 Hua Shan (Xi'an, China), June 6 1999
Jeff's Hiking Homepage Summit Register--North Summit of Pass Mountain Say What? (Funny Signs Page) The benefits of shaving
Friends and Family: Jeff's Friend Zin's Home Page Jeff's Friend Matt's Never Ending Web Construction Nightmare Jeff's Dad's Home Page Jeff's Cousin Dennis' Home Page Jeff's Sister Wendy's Web Site Jeff's Friend Richard's Airship History Page
Good Stuff: Summitpost.org The Annual Bulwer-Lytton Bad Writing Contest The Second (Almost Annual) Worldwide Gurning Contest My Homepayge (A testimony to rural living) World's Most Dangerous Roads
News and Politics: While free speech still exists... The Drudge Report Michael Savage Team Tancredo J.D Hayworth KFYI Radio
Email Jeff |
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