Jeffrey Cook's Home Page
DARE TO BE BORED!
Welcome to the world's most boring web page.  Soon this page, indeed the entire site, will be positively brimming with the most pathetically dull and abjectly stupid assortment of inane dribble ever to disgrace the internet, which I invented, by the way.

Actually there are parts of this site that are not at all boring, and in fact are downright exciting!  But you'll never see those parts, unless of course you send me all of your money immediately.  After which I'll deposit your money in my handy Swiss bank account and inform you apologetically that the pages you wish to view are currently unavailable.  While this may sound cruel and unfair, I assure you that it is in fact downright criminal.  But life is hard, and this will be a valuable lesson to you.
Specifications:

Height:  6' 0"
Weight:  160 lbs.
Age:  All theories welcome.
Hair:  Real.  I swear.
Eyes:  Two, one on each
         side of the nose.

Favorite Hobbies:  Hiking, camping, backpacking, rock climbing, alpine mountaineering, genaology, writing, philosophy, road rage, ignoring people.
Suggested Reading:

Feature Page:  Wheeler Peak, New Mexico, July 13, 2008
Feature Page:  Mt. Elbert, Colorado, July 16, 2008
Feature Page:  Quandary Peak, Colorado, July 18, 2008
Feature Page:  Some Cute Residents of Quandary Peak
Feature Page:  Longs Peak, Colorado, July 22, 2008
                                              (under construction)


Cheyenne's Piano Recital,  September 29, 2007
                    (Warning:  75 MB video--could take a while to download!)
Rocky Mountain National Park, August 20-26, 2007
Longs Peak, Colorado, August 24, 2007

Columbia River Gorge, Oregon, July 200
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Mt. San Gorgonio, June 16-17 200
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Cheyenne's Clavinova Performance, Dec. 19, 200
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Danielle's Clavinova Performance, Dec. 13, 200
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Mount Wrightson, Dec 3, 200
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Fall Colors in Oak Creek Canyon (2004-2006
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Humphreys Peak, October 31, 2006

Zion National Park, Oct. 12-15, 2006

Inner Basin, San Francisco Peaks, Oct. 1, 2006

Inner Basin, San Fransisco Peaks, Sep. 24, 2006

Four Peaks, August 20, 2006

Mt. Whitney, July 1-4 2006

Mt. San Gorgonio, June 10-11, 200
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Glacier National Park, May 27-31, 200
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Mount Whitney, July 7-9  2005

Humphreys Peak Alpine, April 3, 2005

Mount Hood, May 18, 2002

Humphreys Peak Alpine Video, April 13, 2000

Hua Shan (Xi'an, China), June 6 199
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Jeff's Hiking Homepage

Summit Register--North Summit of Pass Mountai
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Say What?  (Funny Signs Page)

The benefits of shaving



Friends and Family:

Jeff's Friend Zin's Home Page

Jeff's Friend Matt's Never Ending Web Construction Nightmare

Jeff's Dad's Home Page

Jeff's Cousin Dennis' Home Page

Jeff's Sister Wendy's Web Sit
e
Jeff's Friend Richard's Airship History Page



Good Stuff:

Summitpost.org

The Annual Bulwer-Lytton Bad Writing Contest

The Second (Almost Annual) Worldwide Gurning Contest

My Homepayge (A testimony to rural living)

World's Most Dangerous Road
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News and Politics:  While free speech still exists...

The Drudge Report

Michael Savag
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Team Tancredo

J.D Haywort
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KFYI Radi
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Email Jef
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